Woman Claims Bag Of Meth In Her Vagina Wasn't Hers

Correctional officers searching a woman who was arrested for theft found the money and a baggie of meth inside her.

Monroe, LA – A woman who was caught with drugs hidden in her vagina told police she had no idea where the narcotics had come from when she was caught.

The Ouachita Parish Sheriff's Office said that 23-year-old Ashley Beth Rolland was accused of stealing about $5,000 from her boyfriend, FOX News reported.

The victim, Eugene Dix, told the West Monroe Police Department that he was taking a shower in his apartment when Rolland helped himself to his cash and vanished.

The probable cause affidavit identified Dix as Rolland’s boyfriend, according to The Smoking Gun.

Dix told police that Rolland had been staying with him for about a week when she suddenly stole from him.

When she was questioned, Rolland allegedly confessed to police that she had taken the money, FOX News reported.

She was arrested and taken to the Ouachita Parish jail for booking, The Smoking Gun reported.

Sheriff’s department documents said that when a female correctional officer searched Rolland when she was being processed, she discovered $6,233 and “a clear plastic bag” of methamphetamine inside the woman’s vagina, FOX News reported.

Rolland denied that the bag of approximately one gram of methamphetamine found inside her was hers, the documents said.

Authorities didn’t believe her.

Ouachita Parish Sheriff’s Office documents showed that Rolland was charged with theft and narcotics possession, according to FOX News.

She was still in custody on Tuesday being held in lieu of an $8,000 bond.

Comments (43)
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shooter
shooter

She was just "holding it for a friend."

beyondpissedoff
beyondpissedoff

What was the size of that thing to hold that much??

Ngtowl1966
Ngtowl1966

Talk about rode hard and put up wet,man you’d get lost in that thing.

WatchYourSix
WatchYourSix

She should smile while she still has teeth.

korn sr
korn sr

Hahah ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,the Vigina wasen't here either . the last time she looked she had a dick .

Any_One
Any_One

Not a far fetched occurrence except for the lie that she didn't know whose it was. As a cabbie in the 80's in KC I picked up a short gorgeous babe in a mink coat one winter day from a high dollar hotel. She looked wealthy & wanted to rent my cab for most of the day for a flat fee because she had several places to go. Turned out she was a hooker & along the way picked up her pimp who handed her his stash & that's exactly where she hid it...

Hi_estComnDenomn
Hi_estComnDenomn

@LEO0301, tell your niece to get off the stroll.

GetReal.
GetReal.

She was confused when she put her belongings in a safe place.

dcoskrey
dcoskrey

Do ya think a dog sniffed it out?

Excalibr4
Excalibr4

"A woman who was caught with drugs hidden in her vagina told police she had no idea where the narcotics had come from when she was caught."

Word on the street has it the cop asked her "Repeat what you just said, only this time do it with a straight face!"

BMZ
BMZ

Now I’ve heard the funniest, ever😂

HAWAIIBLUE
HAWAIIBLUE

Lol!!!!

RB2207
RB2207

I believe her. The meth could have been rolled in the money. When she put the stolen money into her "purse" the meth fell out of the money.

NatashaJax
NatashaJax

Wait ... the story was vaguely written. Was the meth AND the money found “up there” or just the meth? Either way .... damn!

Excalibr4
Excalibr4

While inside her vagina the investigator ran into a man and asked him if the drugs and money belonged to him. The man replied "No, I'm looking for my car!"

LostAllSanity
LostAllSanity

Can only imagine how hilarious that court trial will be. "...and how did it get there without your knowledge"?

vwiles34
vwiles34

Back in the 80's shortly before six death row inmates escaped from Mecklinburg Correctional Center in Virginia one of the inmate's girlfriends was observed repeatedly going to the restroom. So a female CO did a more thorough search of her. She found a loaded .32 cal revolver she was trying to smuggle into her boyfriend in her vagina....You don't find many girls of that caliber was a standing joke.

Musicray
Musicray

Funny! Some one planted it there! Never saw them do it..

Chiefruss
Chiefruss

She rented it out as a storage locker. Makes perfect sense.

Stanracer
Stanracer

Bahahahahahaha ........doh!!!!

Old Hawg
Old Hawg

Who keeps over $6K in cash in their house? He may get his money back but he won't get back the source of it, the meth.

Asher21
Asher21

Next thing you know she will be saying that it wasn't her vagina!

ikaika
ikaika

Her safe deposit box.

MS3820
MS3820

Something smells fishy about this story.

Watchman53
Watchman53

I guess it belongs to her cookie monster :)

Woobie46
Woobie46

Best story EVER! LMFAO

longplainfirstnation
longplainfirstnation

Obviously her friends vagina, hence not her drugs. 😝

War on drugs is dumb.

Dave Diamond
Dave Diamond

Being creative anyway.

new2lv2
new2lv2

101 ways to use your prison wallet.