Cops Arrest Woman For Being Too Rough With Boyfriend During Sex

A man called the police on his girlfriend because she bit and scratched him during sex

Nashville, TN – A 24-year-old woman was arrested Jan. 1 after biting and scratching her boyfriend during sex causing him to call the police.

Kristan Parris allegedly bit her boyfriend on the arm and back and also scratched him several times on the back, according to The Smoking Gun.

The boyfriend said Parris began to bite and scratch him "while, or slightly before, they began some intimate activities," according to the probable cause affidavit. The boyfriend said it was beyond the scope of their normal intimacy.

Tennessee law enforcement officers are required by law to arrest somebody if police are called to a domestic violence scene and there is probable cause that an assault occurred.

Officers noted that the victim had several scratches on his back and two bite marks. The officers determined there was probable cause to arrest Parris.

The victim also told police that his girlfriend punched him several times about three weeks earlier but he never called the police, according to the complaint.

Parris was charged with domestic assault, which is a misdemeanor. She was held in the Davidson County jail and was freed on a $500 bond.

She has a court date scheduled for Jan. 14.

Comments (145)
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Jim DeMarsh
Jim DeMarsh

Must have been a truly delicate little flower...I've been with some that made me look like I tried to sandpaper a wildcats ass in a phone booth...LOL

sturnman22
sturnman22

Sounds like a real manly man!

M4Defense
M4Defense

No video? lol

Mbutler91c
Mbutler91c

He needs to send his testicles out for a reboot! DAMN, Dude, man up!

DocCharlie91
DocCharlie91

That "guy" needs to surrender his man card and start wearing pink...

Hi_estComnDenomn
Hi_estComnDenomn

I don't know what happened here. If a woman, or anyone, hits you, make sure you hit them back quick and hard enough to make them think twice about doing it again.

Burgers Allday
Burgers Allday

#rolltape

Stanracer
Stanracer

That should be good for what, about 3 days of double secret probation?

Stanracer
Stanracer

That should be good for what, about 5 days of double secret probation??

lolamae
lolamae

If she bit him and broke the skin that is assault and those bites can get infected real easy.

ChasingYesterday
ChasingYesterday

What a puss. She needs to find herself a real man that also likes it rough. I can't believe he called 911....lol.

Teijeiro2
Teijeiro2

WHAT WOULD CALL A WOMAN WHO CALLS THE COPS FOR THE SAME THING? A PUSSIE?

Hilarya93
Hilarya93

Welp, he's not the man for me! I need a man with balls......🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

Tnakis1001$
Tnakis1001$

Has anyone posted bail for yet... asking for a friend....

dr67
dr67

Anyone have her number? :/

Sammillie
Sammillie

Snowflake

dcoskrey
dcoskrey

I can't help but wonder if better control of sexy women at the federal level would have prevented this ...

4N6RN
4N6RN

It's no wonder why men are afraid to report.as.victims of violence.

AlAmedak
AlAmedak

The only time a girlfriend scratching and/or biting you during sex is a problem is when you have to go home to your wife...

bryantrent
bryantrent

Crazy

GIJOE62
GIJOE62

You have got to be kidding me. I can now bet he won't have her as a girlfriend anymore. Dang someone having rough sex and you get call on by the police. PLEASE!! Go find you a toy to play with the next time.

RunningFromNY
RunningFromNY

Years ago, when I was in my 20s, I dated a woman with similar biting & scratching proclivities. She became so out of control in bed that I literally had both shoulders black and blue for days from the biting and my back scratched all to crap. I don't know what's with the guy in this story but I always viewed it as a badge of honor that I could turn her inside out and upside down with passion. Then again, maybe it was the false pride of youth and she was just a whack . . . either way I can't imagine a call to 911.

Richs
Richs

Ok nobody said, did he call before or after they were done? What a doosh, I can't imagine, probably had to go home to Mom's basement, and have her kiss it and make it better. Just wow.

javaguy746
javaguy746

And she looks so innocent

firedogg95
firedogg95

What a freaking wuss! Take his man-card away and send him to Girl Scout camp! Hey, think she will be single when she gets home? Hmmmm.... 🥰🥰😇

Whutsup
Whutsup

I wonder if he is a little to quick...

We9erfam
We9erfam

Wow what a P***y of a man hope she dumps him after this.

WzupBrandon
WzupBrandon

So is she available for coffee on Wednesday???😜

Ninamarie
Ninamarie

Now this has to be one of the funniest stories ever. What are you in jail for " having rough sex with my boyfriend, I figured he would like it" she need to find someone with some real B***!

mach0017
mach0017

I have never understood people who call the police on friends and acquaintances when they can get the same results if they are able to avoid future contact with the "dangerous" ones. Any punishment in cases like this are simply revenge and not worth the trouble of involving the official justice system.

Human Being
Human Being

Can I get her phone number?

W2tpo
W2tpo

Ha ha ha!!! I just read the story...

She scratched his back and bit him a few times. But get this...

She bit him on the back. How did the girl get behind him? Sounds to me like she may have had a strap on.

Perhaps she went with a larger strap-on than he was used to😂🤣😂🤣

NomonK
NomonK

Some folks don't know when sex is getting good. She was just enjoying the heck out of it.

JDub
JDub

Man card hereby confiscated.

Badge6440
Badge6440

🤣Bwaahaahaahaa, are you kidding me? That type of behavior is why I married my wife.🤣

Wish505
Wish505

#pickme #pickme

EKGcop
EKGcop

I volunteer to serve on the jury. But first I need a personal demonstration so I can decide if criminal charges are warranted.

Musicray
Musicray

What a wuss!! Take it like a man and say thank you!

45Kimberpro
45Kimberpro

...throw the case out of court. There is a reason its called "heat of the moment, or heat of passion" defense"...

Justaguy1954
Justaguy1954

He called the police for what a lot of guys would pay for. Lol, thats pretty funny.

AUtigerfan
AUtigerfan

Talking about having a good problem! What an idiot! Rest assured he probably doesn't have to worry about her getting rough with him anymore.

GrumpyVet
GrumpyVet

Ladies, if your other half is that sensitive, congratulations, you have a girlfriend!

BBBBETH
BBBBETH

I was married to a guy like this. I was playing a threw a pillow on him and it landed on his face while we were in bed, he turned that into me trying to suffocate him! I'd like a divorce on the grounds that this isn't a man, and it was fraudulent for him to have ever claimed to have been a man. We are divorced.

Offdutytn
Offdutytn

A true demonstration of a "Snowflake.

Morgana
Morgana

What a D-Wad to bitch about a little nibble and scratching. Sounds like he'd freak out if I jumped him for some wild facesitting.

1972outlaw
1972outlaw

Baby....did you forget? THE BIH IS THE ONE THAT TAKES THE DK AND GETS F*ED GOOD! Strap it on..and Dk his sweet lil a** down like the B ya got! Lame a**!!

Ryansdesigns123
Ryansdesigns123

She can cum have rough sex with me any day

53nt1n3l
53nt1n3l

I pay good money to be bit and scratched and she does it for free?

Fumanchew
Fumanchew

Let me know if she's now single

Frank R
Frank R

The dude is clearly a snowflake pussy. I'm also going to go out on a limb and say he'll be looking for a new girlfriend too.